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Pose Demotivational Poster


BECOMING A FATHER - is a lot easier than being one


TAGS: dad poser son
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:26 pm
So very true!
anusripper - July 26, 2011, 6:10 am
i lold when i read all that


POSERS WE ALL KNOW ONE -




PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age


TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

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Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


INTERNATIONAL WORKERS -




MY SOLE PURPOSE - In this lifetime is to be a bad example ...


TAGS: sole purpose be bad example
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:28 pm
He's being a bad example by enjoying life. Monks are self adoring hypocrites.
Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 2:09 am
I want to meet that man!
Bull - June 14, 2012, 5:19 pm
My thoughts exactly!!


FEEL BETTER - There are always people who are stupider than you.


TAGS: america britain australia on purpose typo
Rating: 3.64/5

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soxman999 - August 23, 2011, 12:08 pm
tru mate, true,
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 9:04 pm
come over here and try it for yourself. it's a lot more fun than it sounds
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hell, you guys will 'ride' anything that moves. Heh, heh.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
Oh come on, all australians know you don't ride kangaroos, you ride Emu's
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 9:29 am

nice!


NOTHING MORE -


TAGS: earth gravity purpose
Rating: 4.35/5

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mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:43 pm
nice


PURPOSE -




THE MOTIFAKE DAY CARE CENTER - Innovative and fun learning Dedicated and caring teachers




TRINITY - When she strikes this pose, you will be dead before you hit the ground.


TAGS: trinity strikes pose
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

steve1961 - August 30, 2012, 12:03 am
It's only arrogance if I'm not better than everyone else...now do you still wanna play or shall I start trying to hurt your feelings? We're all just friends here...let's try and get along...okay?
MysteriousWoman5150 - August 29, 2012, 8:54 pm
Go to Hell you arrogant PIG!!!
steve1961 - August 26, 2012, 3:53 pm
Why are all the timmies and timmettes always hitting on me? Sorry, Honeybunch but as enticing such a coupling would be for you, I've afraid I would find it less so. Try hitting on a college student...I hear they'll pretty much do anyone...
GaryO - August 25, 2012, 8:16 pm
Blow you???!! Well now, that IS a mystery.….I may not have the wind, but willing to give it a huff to knock the dust off…spelunking has been a hobby of mine....should I expect an echo?
MysteriousWoman5150 - August 25, 2012, 5:33 pm
Blow Me!!!
steve1961 - August 24, 2012, 2:41 am
Relax, Honeybunch. Mariand was just making a reference to someone who had a similar name to yours. Ièm sorry that you took offence to something so minor but I a**ume the meds just wore off earlier than expected...
mariand - August 24, 2012, 2:04 am
oops... my fault... I shouldn't bother myself to pay attention to your posters.
MysteriousWoman5150 - August 23, 2012, 6:10 pm
up yours!!!
mariand - August 1, 2012, 5:59 pm
What?...5150, I don't recognize you... this isn't your style...hehehe


POSEIDON SAYS - TITS or GTFO




CERTAINTY -


TAGS: certain quiet repose death statue
Rating: 4.76/5

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rodangol - January 22, 2012, 7:13 pm
Loli think that would make a better poster
Kilted - January 22, 2012, 12:34 pm
Don't blink.


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: cruel moderator exposed
Rating: 4.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 2:34 pm
or a "I want My MTV" lyric
Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:20 pm
*stifles a skin flute joke*
Overlord Douchebag - January 11, 2010, 9:55 am
You're not too far from the truth, unfortunately. But I was always a percussionist.


LEADERSHIP -


TAGS: lead path dispose body rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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spacedog - November 24, 2010, 7:41 pm
Very nice.


GINGER ALE -


TAGS: medicinal purposes ginger ale schwepps
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:42 pm
Hmm... my response would have to be, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body and still like the ladies best. Funny, how things just work out right sometimes, eh? (The chubby guy looks like a Hawaiian beach party entre`)
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:26 pm
Canada Dy? False advertising. My two four of Blue and 26oz of Wisers beg to differ...tee hick
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:23 pm
Sure Thedge...if you were gal and stranded on that d*** island you would of preferred death. Look at the male gene pool you had to chose from!
GaryO - November 7, 2014, 8:41 am
Well, I've attempted to drink Canada Dry several times, but, man, they've got a lot of booze up there...aye lot.
MashiMashi - November 7, 2014, 5:59 am
3 different parties, i asked 3 different people what should i bring, no-one said Ginger-ale. i was planning on adding a couple sh**s of my hostes's I rish whiskey to it (BIG GINGER)and "NINJA-LIPPING" it all to myself but now it's the community bottle.
Krustbag - November 6, 2014, 8:51 pm
schwepps and canada dry are two different companies, and lots of people drink it in canada.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:26 pm
Yessir. Ginger does a body GOOD! (MaryAnn ain't bad either)


JUST A LITTLE WEED IN A KILLER WORLD -




POSER - Chav dressing kit available now


TAGS: poser chav building kit rnr
Rating: 2.15/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:14 pm
"Three Lions on a shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming / Thirty years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming"
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 5:10 pm
Please tell me this is real because I would SOO buy it just for the lulz. For the record, yes I know what Poser is and I use it.


Musical Gophers -


TAGS: silence gopher composer masterpiece
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 3:11 pm

"I gave myself permission to submit it here" - mighty generous of you! 5Ls for the funny, and hell, another 5Ls for the poster, too!


I FORGOT ADVERTIZING -


TAGS: internet wonder calendar special purpose
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Greeny

champ99 - February 8, 2012, 5:33 pm
Nice!
Greeny - February 7, 2012, 7:54 pm
It was as far North as I could put him, without bumping him into the 'never lands'...
ICEMAN - February 7, 2012, 7:03 pm
You almost had Mooooooooooooooooo in the proper corner. Just a lil farther north. Heh, heh.
crankyhead - February 7, 2012, 5:09 pm
hopefully they never 5hut it off.
voodoo3535 - February 7, 2012, 2:48 pm
Awesome
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:11 pm
wow... that was a huge effort.


AN EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM -




JESUS LOVES YOU - I mean, he REALLY loves you.


TAGS: it s supposed to be his abs apparently
Rating: 2.89/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
:O please be respectful! be nice. He does love us.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 2:57 pm
I'm glad you're here.
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:53 pm
Its funny since there is a p****.


LONELIEST ROAD... LONELIEST PERSON -


TAGS: lonely life no purpose mariand
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 1, 2012, 5:49 pm
5 lost and lonely lions.
aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
5L..I too know that feeling all too well.
CloudchaserS - October 1, 2012, 11:28 am
5L because I literally know the feeling. I once suffered fron clinical depression (got help before I got to the point of harming myself)


SIMPLICITY -


TAGS: special purpose creation existence
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greeny - November 26, 2011, 8:37 am
Itchy trigger finger
MPsniper - November 26, 2011, 8:16 am
now, back to question #1... why did you misspell "place"?


BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS -


TAGS: intuition calendar women purpose
Rating: 4.84/5

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jamesvpiii - June 29, 2012, 9:47 pm
This is absolutely awesome. . .5L all the way.
rerun - June 29, 2012, 8:36 pm

It may fit at philosophy or society site, you can give this a solid 20 if posted multiple places
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2012, 3:57 pm
Please post to religifake. It's the only way I'll get to 5 this twice
spacedog - June 29, 2012, 2:20 pm
Don't forget us guys had to get talked into eating from the tree of knowledge. We've always been doomed in the battle of the ***es. 5L Greeny.


INFINITY -


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am
Oh, ****. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am
hmmmmmm
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
No worries....they were OK with garlic b***er......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great a** as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
is it a snicker? or a s******, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the s******, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
5L
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
d***, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk


SHHHH - Be very very quiet Aggys hunting posers


TAGS: aggy hunting posers ouch
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ed-Hyde - April 6, 2010, 2:38 pm
Death Dealer ftw!


MISTAKES -




POSERS - they WILL follow you everywhere




WARNING -




BUDDHIST TANKA -


TAGS: what the hell is that supposed to mean master
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - September 15, 2009, 11:27 am
Love this one Haarakkon. Very clever. Reminds me of an odd little movie called Revolver.


Say Cheese -


TAGS: classic rerun jim morrison pose
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - June 10, 2013, 7:15 pm

at this point in my life, hair is good.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:19 pm

Only if it's braided, Priss!~
MissPriss - June 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
5LOL...in my case does leg hair count?


Slumber -


TAGS: sleep repose peaceful horse farts
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:42 am
Thanks & you are welcome - now make a poster!
mizzdizz - October 20, 2014, 12:48 am
Greeny, Thanks bunches! Nothing makes me laugh quicker than a good fart reference! Once again, a cure for a truly hideous day! Tnx Greeny and everybody! I finally stopped lurking!
Sho - October 19, 2014, 3:21 pm
lmfaooo 5L


Purpose -


TAGS: life purpose warning others
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:35 am
Your not a warning dear. Your just setting an example...teehee? Thanks lg for the vote.
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 12:51 am

Yes. Yes, I am. 5L


exposed -




Afternoon Talk Shows -


TAGS: dna test results talk shows maury exposed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:49 pm
Must be, both Maury and Dr. Phil say so. Sorry pickle :(
pickleviper - November 27, 2013, 10:36 am
Nooooo, that's not true! That's impossible!


Kill Your Heroes -


TAGS: hero heroine celebrity iconoclasm poser
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 12:07 pm
In that case, you're going to need a few dozen swords.
Vinxman - May 10, 2014, 8:29 am
I was thinking of the Iron Throne in Game of Thrones.
Cannabal - May 9, 2014, 10:51 pm
Not sure if a human pin cushion would make for much of a chair. Just sayin', man.
Vinxman - May 9, 2014, 10:30 pm
Y'know, if you stick a few more swords in him, you'd have a cool looking chair. Just sayin'.


Fruity Little Poser -


TAGS: justin poser pathetic wuss wimp
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ColonelGizmo

lgvernon - September 26, 2014, 12:06 am

It amazes me that someone with this much money would be wearing this crappy art.
Krustbag - September 25, 2014, 11:50 am
Actually MCMXCIV
Krustbag - September 25, 2014, 11:50 am
Actually MCMXCIV
GaryO - September 25, 2014, 9:31 am
I'm not waiting. I want him.....NOW
EmilioDumphque - September 25, 2014, 1:53 am
Looks like he tried to have his birth year done in Roman numerals, but it's not done like that. It would be MXMVIIIV.
cicilia - September 24, 2014, 9:59 pm
Still waiting for him to grow a pair.


Strike A Pose -




ANIMAL TESTING -


TAGS: how are they supposed to hold a pencil
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 8:52 pm
I know what you mean Cub....that eyeshadow is soooo last year.
Cubbybear - October 8, 2010, 8:45 pm
Poor bunny
spacedog - October 8, 2010, 5:31 pm
They never have problems with the multiplication though. 5L


7 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH - Twice that many faces on the internet


TAGS: earth internet faces posers
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 5:12 pm
Awe5ome! I just got a bit more claustrophobic.


Lip-Smacking Good -


TAGS: tasty ph**ography and ph**ographer good deal i suppose
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 9:53 pm

The description, the whole reason I asked how you got it
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:15 pm
The description sir... "Don't ask me how I got the picture." Its a true secret, not even Big Brother knows about it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:32 pm

How did you get the picture? (5Ls)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 1:09 pm
The lion has some good shampoo.
lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 1:08 pm

Beautiful graphic!~


TAN LINES - Never tan before a regional tournament


TAGS: skin exposed
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by calichi

steph1 - February 6, 2011, 5:40 am
good one - but why not tan? just leave the stuff away that causes the tan-lines
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:14 pm
tan lines...the 'wings' of today's girl.
Aruba - January 27, 2011, 4:18 am
greaaat! :D:D
caffeine - January 26, 2011, 11:38 am
love it!


GO FIGURE -




GRETA GARBO AND MONROE -




Within 70 Years -




Impressive -


TAGS: pose wrists elbows body parts
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 9:09 am
I can invert my right elbow slightly. :3
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 5, 2013, 10:51 pm
I can do that....I just don't want to.
CloudchaserS - May 5, 2013, 10:17 pm
Admit it everyone, you tried to see if you could do it


POWER FAILURE -


TAGS: poser failure jesus chirst
Rating: 3.57/5

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CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am
thats amsome


THE LIFE YOU SAVE -


TAGS: mack and noodles in homocidal repose
Rating: 3.19/5

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Sean - April 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
Crap, Culos did one based on this pic in early March (it just showed up on the left side margin and I clicked on it to check). I mean I figured this pic had been used before, but not that recently. Otherwise I wouldn't sent it in so soon.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 11:25 pm
Cutely deadly.
Silvermist - April 30, 2009, 11:06 pm
That kitten is ridiculously cute!
Haarakkon - April 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'm afraid to now. Why's it asking me if I want to "share the root of the drive"?
Sean - April 30, 2009, 10:47 pm
That's just a little arrangement I have with Admin. But go ahead and try again, you've been cleared by the tower for take off.
Haarakkon - April 30, 2009, 10:45 pm
Hmmm, when I tried to look at anything in your portfolio rated below a 3, my CPU locked up and required a reboot. True story.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 10:19 pm
cringe-worthy stuff out there thanks to moi. Just not much of recent vintage, I'm happy to say.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
If by "churned out" you mean made sweet love to one of "man's best friends" then I must say "NO, THAT'S GROSS." (Why, what have you heard?) Otherwise, yes, many's a time. I just can't seem to think of any right now. No really, there's plenty of ...
Haarakkon - April 30, 2009, 10:10 pm
Sean, I'm still pretty new at the game, but have you ever churned out a dog??? 5L - again.


divergence -




OK... - "Poseidon Adventure", take 1... and.....ACTION!




MAN HANDS -




MARKETING -




SURVIVAL - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. -




Purpose & Passion -




Hurtful to Helpful -




Get us a table, -


TAGS: no sporting purpose my asterisk
Rating: 4.82/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:10 pm
Me neither. I got mine from a funny signs posting. As long as they don't mind NON-nuclear weapons---I'm good! lol!
theyuk - October 17, 2015, 12:11 pm
Sorry, I don't know the place, and wouldn't be allowed in anyway.
mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:20 pm
I've got a similar sign in the archives. Do you know where this is at? 5 LOL lions!


Finally -


TAGS: service animals posers
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2015, 12:29 am
Lol! That explains the next next news article . . . :-D
GaryO - July 2, 2015, 10:28 pm
I dunno, that mutt looks shifty eyed, and that paw tat is obviously from some clandestine organization of bogus service animal perpetration.


underwater mortgage poster woman -


TAGS: poseidon
Rating: 4.33/5

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